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- penny someone in their room
- put a lubricated condom on someone's door handle
- saran wrap the toilet seats (old school, but it's virtually undetectable)
- saran wrap the cups in the cafeteria, and watch the reactions as ice bounces on the floor
- put cooking oil on toilet seats, and listen for people hitting the floor, it's impossible to stay on the seat
- paste a soiled pair of tighty whiteys on someone's door (using only the crap as adhesive, of course)
- throw water balloons in open classroom windows during class
- put one drop of super glue in someone's door lock, either the door won't open, or the key will get stuck
- hide an open container of sardines in someone's room
- hide a sock soaked in milk in someone's room
- remove the pillow from someone's pillow case, and fill the case with shaving cream or some other substance
- grease the floor in front of someone's door, and watch them break their head open
- steal someone's deodorant and throughout the day keep mentioning how somebody smells like crap
- leave a huge soiled pair of underwear in a conspicuous place, and write some chode's name on it (some kid at my school still hasn't heard the end of that one)
- steal people's car antennaes then hold them for ransom
- put super glue on someone's light switch
- suction plastic cups full of grape juice to someone's floor (they can't pick them up without grape juice getting all over everything)
- give someone's number to a homosexual dating service
- set someone's alarm four hours ahead
- shave someone's eyebrows in the middle of the night
- put pudding or some other substance in the toes of several people's shoes
- put shoe polish on toilet seats, most people can't tell the difference
- if some over achieving schooly gets to class early and leaves his books, leave a romantic poem for him (written by a female cohort, of course) and watch as he searches for his secret lover among his classmates,
wink at him if you feel like it
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